Wednesday, December 8, 2010

More College Inside Jokes

And more quotes for you to never understand.

"LOVE ME MORE!"
"Afternoon destroyed."
"Get some."
"You stabbed me in Greenland"
"Studying for finals is like chugging milk: it hurts going down but them you regurgitate it all over the place and you feel so much better."
"Ian, can I dip my potato in your sauce?"
"It's okay, I'll teach you how to do it with a spoon."
"Is your genital closet open?"
"I'd rather be shimmying down the wall naked than in bed on fire."
"Emergency loin-cloth."
"I'm not taking my clothes off... Not in that mood you're not."
"Have you ever bit up a wall?"

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