Friday, May 7, 2010

I Can Communicate With Animals

Well it's true, I can.  Some may think that talking to your animals makes you a spinster but they actually respond to me, so perhaps not.
Y'know or it means that I am bonkers.
Either way, it is still pretty cool, my animal-talking abilites.
For example, a few weeks ago I was driving a coffee up to work for my brother and a family of quail started to cross the street.  Instead of running them down I slowed to a stop until all but one had crossed.
I looked at the little guy.
He looked at me.
I waved him across.
And he crossed.
It was basically amazing.
Then yesterday I witnessed two ducks crossing the road and the driver infront of me stopped for them.  I know I have a friend in that person. 
Later last night I also spoke with a stray cat and instead of running away, when I asked it to leave it got up and walked away.

So in conclusion, my superpower is the ability to communicate with animals.

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