Every kid loves holidays. Presents, candy, good food.
Halloween- a shit-load of candy and a frickin’ sweet costume
Thanksgiving- food and that one parade they play on NBC
Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanza- food and presents
New years- okay this one is kinda lame but stay with me
Valentines Day- more candy and those fuzzy feelings you get from your Scooby-Do Valentine card
St. Patrick's Day- corned beef and cabbage (well if you are me)
But then there is Easter
Fuck Easter, it's supposed to be about Jesus not a scary fucking monster bunny breaking into your house to steal, of all things, eggs. What the hell? How does that idea not scare the living shit out of you? Yeah, sure 'Santa' is a man who breaks in and leaves you cool toys. But the Easter Bunny does it to move some colorful eggs.
Halloween- a shit-load of candy and a frickin’ sweet costume
Thanksgiving- food and that one parade they play on NBC
Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanza- food and presents
New years- okay this one is kinda lame but stay with me
Valentines Day- more candy and those fuzzy feelings you get from your Scooby-Do Valentine card
St. Patrick's Day- corned beef and cabbage (well if you are me)
But then there is Easter
Fuck Easter, it's supposed to be about Jesus not a scary fucking monster bunny breaking into your house to steal, of all things, eggs. What the hell? How does that idea not scare the living shit out of you? Yeah, sure 'Santa' is a man who breaks in and leaves you cool toys. But the Easter Bunny does it to move some colorful eggs.
If you are still not convinced, how about these photos that keep popping up around my web-ventures.
No. Not okay
What?
One kid's got it right
It gets worse...
...
and even more so...
I just don't even know
Haha just kidding, I couln't resist but still fucking creepy.
Oh dear god I will never sleep again.
It's legit. It's scary. It should be stopped.
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