College Quotes-Part One
That was easy.
Let's make this onesie a twosie.
It's because I'm foreign.
If that was an innuendo, you just told him to go fuck himself.
Why you all up in my shit?
I'm going to punch you with my forehead.
My Mascara runs faster than you.
If these shorts were any shorter, I'd need a hairnet.
Let me de-robe for this occasion.
Oh my God, they're so weird
-This coming from the girl carrying a wand and wearing a cape.
I'm communist for books and shit.
We should get this over with, cause you are in the crotch region.
Just let it happen for a second.
They just made a Battlestar Galactica reference, let me text my mother!
You stabbed me in Greenland!
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